Post by Nessie the Emo Queen on Jan 13, 2008 21:31:18 GMT -5
Molly: I would like to interveiw Trottel. May We?
Trottel: WHY SHUR :B
Molly: Ok Trottel. Do you enjoy being a Loner? How do you feel about it?
Trottel: I suppose. I mean, I was in that other pack with Scar for a while, but it really wasn't my scene. This way I'm more...free to do what I want.
Molly: I see. What do you do for fun? Why do you enjoy it?
Trottel: My favorite thing?
To do?
For fun?
Chicks.
And yes.
I enjoy them.
Molly: OK *takes two steps back* Anyway, What's your favorite song? Favorite food?
Trottel: Music's never been my thing. So anything that's not crap, I guess.
As for food, I've always liked salmon.
Molly; *nods* Do you have any pups? Or loves?
Trottel: Pups? Yeah. I don't remember their names. :<
Except for Zamia.
Zamia's coo'.
Yeah.
Uh.
Loves.
Uhm.
No comment.
Molly: Any wolves you hate or dislike? Why?
Trottel: Blood Back and Nasadia. They're both hoes. :U
Molly: I heard from a reliable sorce that you also wanted to rape another wolf but you left her. Is that true?
Trottel: That Azula freak? Yeah. She looks nice and all, but she's...damaged goods, y'know? *whisper* Weird-o.
.
*Azula walks in as Trottel says that*
Azula: BITCH AND A HALF TROTTEL!!
Molly: I see Trottel. So what’s your dream? Have you reached it or no?
Trottel: Well, right now...it's you. ;o Come on. Let's do it. Right here. Right now. In the middle of this interview.
Molly: *takes 4 steps back* So, What do you think of Phantom?
Trottel: *takes 4 steps towards Molly* I don't really care either way about him. His sister, though...damn. D:<
Molly: *sits down and shakes* : O So.. Do you have any powers?
Trottel: Not really, nah. I don't bother with that crap anyway.
Molly: *trembles* Have you seen someone die?\
Trottel: What kind of bull sh*t question is that? D:< I'd like to see your...interviewing license thing. I think I ought to search you.
Molly: *stands with ticked look on face* Fine search. BUT I WILL BE THE ON ASKING THE QUESTIONS! *pulls interviewing license out of pocket*
Trottel: Yeah yeah whatever. e_e *searches...very...slowly...in certain areas more than others, if you catch my drift*
Molly: *slaps Trottel* This is Molly signing off and slapping Trottel.
Trottel: WHY SHUR :B
Molly: Ok Trottel. Do you enjoy being a Loner? How do you feel about it?
Trottel: I suppose. I mean, I was in that other pack with Scar for a while, but it really wasn't my scene. This way I'm more...free to do what I want.
Molly: I see. What do you do for fun? Why do you enjoy it?
Trottel: My favorite thing?
To do?
For fun?
Chicks.
And yes.
I enjoy them.
Molly: OK *takes two steps back* Anyway, What's your favorite song? Favorite food?
Trottel: Music's never been my thing. So anything that's not crap, I guess.
As for food, I've always liked salmon.
Molly; *nods* Do you have any pups? Or loves?
Trottel: Pups? Yeah. I don't remember their names. :<
Except for Zamia.
Zamia's coo'.
Yeah.
Uh.
Loves.
Uhm.
No comment.
Molly: Any wolves you hate or dislike? Why?
Trottel: Blood Back and Nasadia. They're both hoes. :U
Molly: I heard from a reliable sorce that you also wanted to rape another wolf but you left her. Is that true?
Trottel: That Azula freak? Yeah. She looks nice and all, but she's...damaged goods, y'know? *whisper* Weird-o.
.
*Azula walks in as Trottel says that*
Azula: BITCH AND A HALF TROTTEL!!
Molly: I see Trottel. So what’s your dream? Have you reached it or no?
Trottel: Well, right now...it's you. ;o Come on. Let's do it. Right here. Right now. In the middle of this interview.
Molly: *takes 4 steps back* So, What do you think of Phantom?
Trottel: *takes 4 steps towards Molly* I don't really care either way about him. His sister, though...damn. D:<
Molly: *sits down and shakes* : O So.. Do you have any powers?
Trottel: Not really, nah. I don't bother with that crap anyway.
Molly: *trembles* Have you seen someone die?\
Trottel: What kind of bull sh*t question is that? D:< I'd like to see your...interviewing license thing. I think I ought to search you.
Molly: *stands with ticked look on face* Fine search. BUT I WILL BE THE ON ASKING THE QUESTIONS! *pulls interviewing license out of pocket*
Trottel: Yeah yeah whatever. e_e *searches...very...slowly...in certain areas more than others, if you catch my drift*
Molly: *slaps Trottel* This is Molly signing off and slapping Trottel.